Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Horror, Coffee & the Case of the ₹180 Filter Coffee!

Last week, my colleagues and I went for a movie. And not just any movie — a horror one. The title? Dies Irae. Even the name sounded like a ghost whispering Latin in my ear. I’m a thriller person...give me suspense, crime, or mystery, I’m all in. But horror? No, thank you. I’m dead scared.

But then there was Bindu miss, who absolutely wanted to see it. I tried to protest mildly, but you know how it goes......democracy at work. Everyone agreed, so I just smiled and went along.

Now, before you think this is going to be a movie review..... let me stop you right there. It is not. I honestly do not know how to judge a movie. After studying media, I have learned to respect the effort, money, and sleepless nights that go into making one. So, if you ask me whether I liked a film, my default answer is “Yes, I liked it.” (Safe and diplomatic!) Of course, if you ask me in private, I might quietly share what I really think... but I usually try to focus on the positives.  But publicly? Oh no, I am all positive..... just like the “all good” reviews I wrote during my college days!

Anyway, the lights went off, the ‘silence’ started, and my fear switched ON. Within five minutes, I was watching the movie through my ‘dupatta’. Sometimes my ears were covered, sometimes my eyes, depending on which sense I wanted to torture less.

My colleague, Sistu was no better. Every time something spooky happened, we looked at each other and burst into giggles. The rest of the theatre was dead serious — literally ‘dead’ serious, and there we were, half-hiding, half-laughing, trying not to disturb anyone. I am honestly surprised the theatre staff did not throw us out.

And let me tell you,  it was scary! Which means the movie did exactly what it was supposed to do. Mission accomplished. But while others were deeply immersed in the horror, I was deeply distracted by something else,  hunger and caffeine withdrawal!

Right before the movie started, I had ordered a coffee for myself and sandwiches for my colleagues. They said, “That’s okay,” but later admitted the sandwiches were not worth the money. And as for my coffee.....oh, wait till you hear this.

I spotted filter coffee on the menu, and my South Indian heart did a happy dance. Finally, something familiar! Until I noticed the price tag — ₹180. For one filter coffee. I almost fainted before the ghost even appeared on screen. 👻I told myself, “Maybe it is extraordinary. Maybe it will be worth it.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I’d had Costa Coffee a few times before at PVR, so I trusted the brand. But this time, I waited the entire first half of the movie dreaming about that coffee, only to finally get it midway through the second half.

One sip. That is all it took to shatter my caffeine dreams. This was not filter coffee; this was filter regret.

Honestly, I could make a better cup with a ₹5 Bru sachet, ₹13 worth of milk pouch, and ₹3 sugar. For ₹180, I could’ve bought groceries for two days or a solid lunch at a local café. I was angry, not scared anymore, just angry. The ghost on screen did not scare me; the coffee did.

And that is when a headline I’d read came to mind , “Supreme Court takes note of high food prices at multiplexes.” They warned that steep snack prices could alienate audiences and hurt the cinema business. Well, Your Honour, I second that motion. 👩‍⚖️

Let’s be honest, paying more for a coffee than for your ticket is not just absurd.  What kind of logic is that? For that price, I expect my filter coffee to come with a personal barista and background violin music.

And it is not just coffee — Everything — popcorn, sandwiches, burgers — costs a small fortune, and most of them are not even great. If we can get better, fresher, and tastier food outside for a fraction of the price, why are we paying a premium for mediocrity? (Shoutout to Super Bakers near my house, where a 20-rupee instant coffee tastes like heaven compared to this disaster.)

As a Malayali saying goes: “Pothujanam kazhuthayalla sir”( The public are not donkeys, sir,) meaning, “People are not fools, you can’t just take them for granted.”

Multiplexes are not just for the rich. It is us, the ordinary movie lovers, who fill those seats and spend our hard-earned money to keep the cinema culture alive. So please, give us good food, fair prices, and coffee that actually tastes like coffee.

Until then, I’ll stick to my homemade brew ......rich, strong, and most importantly, only ₹21! ☕😄

Otherwise, as the Supreme Court warned, the theatres will soon be empty, not because of ghosts, but because of the snacks! 🎭